Are these gift ideas actually useful?
If you’re lucky — yes, you might even get something useful. We don’t promise perfection, but we do surface solid, easy-to-buy options fast.
Frequently Asked Questions
Short, honest answers. If we missed something — ping us.
Why does the bot ask such weird questions?
Because it’s more fun. Odd questions reveal taste surprisingly well. Relax — this isn’t a tax form.
Do you store the results?
Yes — on the Explore page so everyone can giggle. Please don’t enter personal data. Want it removed? Email us or use the contact form.
How do you make money from this?
We don’t. Not yet. If we ever add affiliate links, we’ll say it out loud.
Why does it exist?
We had free time. This is what happens.
Do you guarantee I’ll find the perfect gift?
Nope. We’re fast, opinionated, and occasionally brilliant — not magicians.
Can I use this to buy gifts for myself?
Obviously. We won’t tell.
Why does searching take a second between requests?
Because we play nice with stores. Patience builds character. Also, throttling.
Will you sell my data?
We don’t want your personal data. Please don’t enter it. We only keep the generated result for laughs and testing.
Why not build a giant 50-filter marketplace instead?
Because no one wants to babysit filters. You want suggestions, not homework.