Gifts for a Moon-Bound Rules Lawyer Friend Who Sleeps in Absolute Darkness

A meticulous board-game rules lawyer with a calendar that’s perpetually on fire, sleeps in a zero-lumen cave, and would teleport to the Moon at the first beep.

Deluxe Total-Blackout Sleep Kit (Contoured + Travel-Ready)

They sleep in ‘Pitch dark’ mode? Upgrade it. A pro-grade contoured blackout mask with adjustable eye cups, breathable strap, and a carry case, plus tiny LED-blocking stickers for rogue charger lights. It’s like giving their eyelids a velvet curtain and firing the sun. Practical, packable, and genuinely life-improving for cave-dwelling champions.

Game Night Referee Kit: Order in the Court of Catan

Picture their living room: snack bowls orbiting the coffee table, game boxes stacked like launch pads. The moment a rule dispute flares, your friend calmly unzips a compact Referee Kit. Page tabs erupt from the rulebook like glorious plumage. A slim sand timer lands center stage. A dry-erase ‘Penalty Card’ is raised—two-minute timeout for ‘Excessive Table Negotiation.’ A quiet desk bell gives a courteous ding, summoning civility without waking the neighbors. They flip to the exact paragraph, highlight it, and—click—mark the round on a tiny counter. The argument fizzles, the fun resumes, and the table collectively thanks the judicial branch. It’s part librarian, part mission control, and entirely on brand for someone whose calendar is already on fire. The kit keeps the peace so game night burns bright only where it should: in the scoreboard.

Lunar Wind-Down Duo: A Moon You Can Dim to 1%

After a day scheduled like a controlled burn, your friend docks at home base. They tap a textured 3D moon lamp—warm amber, dimmed to a shy 1%, the visual equivalent of a whisper. Craters glow like tiny campfires on Mare Tranquillitatis while they jot tomorrow’s launch windows and set a focus timer for one last burst. The room channels command module vibes: calm, orderly, quietly heroic. Notes done, the lamp powers down to true black, every pesky LED silenced with stickers, and the blackout mask closes like a hatch. Teleportation to the Moon will have to wait till morning, but the preflight ritual feels deliciously astronaut. It’s a scene that respects their need for zero light while still indulging lunar dreams—cosmic, controlled, and absolutely sleep-friendly.