Shopping for a gold‑loving golf icon? Start here
Big, bold, and a little surreal—luxury gifts that dazzle a gold‑obsessed, plug‑and‑play golf legend celebrating new tariffs.
gold-obsessed, golf-tuned, Kratos-energy host
The TV that moonlights as a museum
If the walls want tuxedo energy, give them The Frame. The Samsung The Frame 75-inch drifts from breaking news to Baroque gold in Art Mode, while the newer The Frame 2025 model keeps the look razor-clean. Add a Meural Canvas II 21.5 to spin a private collection—gilded portraits at dusk, golf landscapes by breakfast. Anti-reflection matte, slim mount, plug in, done. It’s the most civilized flex since the velvet rope.
Elevator diplomacy on the ninth green
Picture this: the clubhouse elevator pauses between floors, halfway to a New Tariffs bash, with you, a trade envoy, and a very judgmental owl brooch. No panic—just Kratos-level calm. You set the Garmin MARQ Golfer on its face as a quick shot clock, then pop it onto a tidy MARQ 2 charger dock plugged into the emergency USB‑C—future‑proofed if the collection expands. To keep spirits aloft, you deal out Wingspan right on the polished brass floor, turning bird trivia into détente. Turns out a hole-by-hole map on your wrist and a board game about owls are a surprisingly diplomatic combo. And when someone claims they’re “just one card away” from victory, you give them a friendly ultimatum: confess your bluff by the time the minute hand ticks—or the owl rules.
Who knew elevator etiquette included bird sanctuaries and split‑second putt timing? In tight spaces, a good watch and great birds keep the peace.
Time-traveling customs at the gilded soirée
At the penthouse, the doors open and in stride customs officers from 1928, politely announcing a duty on decibels and a tariff on empty walls. You smile, tap once, and the room blooms: the Beosound 2 in gold tone unfurls a grand entrance soundtrack, while a Beosound Level in gold tone/light oak glides to the side salon to keep the chatter sparkling. On the wall, the Meural Canvas II 27-inch flips from a golden Klimt to a luminous links at St. Andrews—instant proof of taste and terrain. The inspectors, dazzled by synchronized rooms and a plug‑and‑play symphony, stamp everything “admitted” and ask for the playlist.
When tariffs come for vibes, reply with acoustics and a gallery. Gold sings; paperwork swoons.
When in doubt, make it gold and make it start with one tap.